People are eating at a table. A doctor in bloodied clothing bursts in frantically looking for something. He approaches the diners and grabs a bloody heart from a plate. “Aha, there it is”. The doctor exits.
At another table, a diner orders a bottle of wine. The headwaiter barks out a “Fall-in” order and a group of six soldiers appear at the table. The HW barks out “Present arms”. All the soldiers extend their arms out. He moves down the line for inspection. He returns to the table and confirms the exact order from the diner. Hearing that it’s Cabernet Sauvignon, he barks out, “Cabernet Sauvignon”. The last soldier in line produces a bottle and sends it down the line. The HW orders the corkscrew with the same procedure. In order to open the bottle, the HW barks out, “Dig in.” Two soldiers grab the bottle on either side; two more soldiers crouch down slightly and put their arms around the two soldiers holding the bottle. One soldier screws the corkscrew into the bottle, while the last remaining soldier backs him up. The HW yells at the corkscrew soldier like a drill sergeant trying to get the best effort out of him. The wine is finally opened. The HW pours a small glass for the diner and asks him if it’s to his liking. The diner takes a sip, swishes the wine around in his mouth, gargles with it and then tells the HW that he feels it’s slightly corked (or sour). The HW calmly shoots the diner and gets the soldiers to fall in and leads them offstage in parade.
The Camera sees all (combo sports/cleaning improvisation) Two people are engaged in the action as another two people act as announcers broadcasting a sports event. Step by step procedures are done in normal motion, but when the announcers ask for a slow motion reply, it becomes apparent that there is a sport within a sport. (e.g. The 2 people beating each other up in a bizarre boxing match, are actually cleaning a toilet.)
