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BATHROOM BALLET – CANNES 1991

A bather enters a bathroom wrapped in a floor length tunic and begins to unravel himself, revealing a towel-like costume underneath. He bows to the audience, but something smells bad – himself………….

Commando waiters

People are eating at a table. A doctor in bloodied clothing bursts in frantically looking for something. He approaches the diners and grabs a bloody heart from a plate. “Aha, there it is”. The doctor exits……….

Eloquent Erotica

India, you know it’s a wonderful country over there. I’ll never forget the night I was attacked by a giant Bengali. Let me read to you from my notes of that experience. It was damnably hot night. I set about decorating her body with African designs of my own invention…………