You want to complain
INT. TV STUDIO DECORATED WITH CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF TELEPHONES PLASTERED TO THE WALLS. A TABLE WITH 3 CHAIRS STANDS ADJACENT TO AN MC’S PODIUM.
Automatic Banking
A man walks up to an automatic banking machine. He inserts his bankcard and punches in his pin code………….
Happy Hour
A man walks into a cafe with a sexy date on his arm. He escorts her to a small table where she sits down. He goes to the bar and finds it packed with customers. He claws his way to the front of the bar, where after a few moments he’s able to order some drinks. As the drinks arrive, he notices that the bar has cleared out. He returns to the table to find his date surrounded by the bar crowd.
Life of the party
CONCEPT:
A weekly thirty-minute variety/talk show set in a large room of a moderately priced hotel. The show features sexually oriented and offbeat comedy sketches as well as satirical reports and interviews dealing with controversial topics. The series presents occasional guest stars and gives aspiring unknown entertainers an opportunity to showcase their talents………..
Chops
The strains of Canned Heat’s “On the Road Again” is heard as a tour bus pulls into frame, arriving at the music shop “CHOPS”, owned and operated by a man known throughout the industry as the “Maestro”…………..
Meet the dead
Circa 1955
Overhead shot of a public bus, stopping and picking up passengers. The shot cuts to bus interior, as a voice comes through the speakers and explains to the passengers that they’re on a television network morality bus, designed to bring people closer to sensitive moral issues and announces that the passengers are on their way to “Meet the Dead”………………..
Don’t call us, We’ll call you
Opening shot is interior of a tattered office and four people lounging around, obviously bored. Through dialogue, they introduce themselves as a secretary, mail boy and two assistant talent scouts………………….
